zayn is bacardi louis is smirnoff niall is jameson harry is mike’s hard lemonade liam is miller lite
listen bacardi is my favorite liquor, smirnoff is a vodka i’ll deal with but don’t prefer, mike’s is what i liked in high school but now realize is for the weak, jameson is something i like but don’t drink often, and miller lite is something that the last time i drank i got sick
dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
“I wonder if you know yet that you’ll leave me. That you
are a child playing with matches and I have a paper body.
You will meet a girl with a softer voice and stronger arms and she
will not have violent secrets or an affection for red wine or eyes
that never stay dry. You will fall into her bed and I’ll go back
to spending Friday nights with boys who never learn my last name.
I have chased off every fool who has tried to sleep beside me
You think it’s romantic to fuck the girl who writes poems about you.
You think I’ll understand your sadness because I live inside my own.
But I will show up at your door at 2 am, wild-eyed and sleepless.
and try and find some semblance of peace in your breastbone
and you will not let me in. You will tell me to go home.”—(via clementinevonradics)